Goldman Sachs has been dubbed a "Great Vampire Squid" by Matt Taibbi in his article The Great American Bubble Machine.

In the article, Taibbi states, "The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

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JP Morgan Chase, like Dr. Frankenstein's Monster, is a combination of banks that had already died. On March 16 of 2008, JP Morgan was forced by the Fed to buy Bear Sterns after a failed attempt to simply funnel money to Bear through JP Morgan. JP Morgan was given a $30 billion guarantee by the Fed for the deal and Henry Paulson insisted that the sale be made for $2 a share. This was later revised to $10 a share to get approval from Bear's board. In September of 2008, Federal regulators seized Washington Mutual and sold it to JP Morgan.

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In 2009, Citibank was named “queen of the zombie dance party” for being brought back from the dead on multiple occasions and for having been buried under more debt than any of the other banks. Citibanks total bailout amounted to $280 billion dollars. The entire savings and loan scandal of the 80’s was $293 billion dollars.

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